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Ladies, leave the man celebrations to the men.
It seems that “check in” applications are all the rage. Now four-square, gowalla and now facebook allows you to tell everyone where you are and who you’re with. It’s a little creepy and quite narcissistic. But what if you found out that one of your friends just checked into your mom’s house? and by house, I mean vagina. This might be what it sounds like…. Please to enjoy Gunpowder Jones. I just got a message about Obama supporting the mosque near ground zero. I’m not sure if the intent of the message was to see how I would defend it or how I would argue against it. In fact, I am all in favor of it. For one, it’s not a mosque but an islamic cultural center. There is one near it that has been around for 30 years. Just to let that last part sink in, there is already a mosque near ground zero. Four blocks away. Been there for 30 years. Second the proposed “mosque” is not at ground zero but 2 blocks away and will be taking the place of the very sacred Burlington Coat Factory. Third, we have “freedom of religion” in this country and to not allow this “mosque” to be built would be a gross hypocrisy. I mean, first gays and next Muslims? Who else should we start discriminating against? Blacks again? Women? Once again, this is simply a case of people with an agenda not telling the whole truth about a topic in order to gain supporters. Seriously, five minutes of research is all it takes to enable one to peer through the thin veil of subjective propaganda. Do yourself a favor and watch a couple of these and then watch all the others on the youtube channel. The Old Spice guy actually answers tons of twitter questions from the shower. Monocle smile! Here’s the link to the rest of the videos http://www.youtube.com/user/OldSpice?blend=2&ob=1#p/c/484F058C3EAF7FA6 One of the things that you don’t see unless you’re at the UFC live is their opening montage. It’s an amazing mashup of some of the best UFC moments set to The Who’s Teenage Wasteland (baba o’reilly.) If you can’t get pumped watching this, especially live, you need to either check your pulse or start knitting. Cause you’re either dead or gay. So when we were eating sushi in the Vegas last week this video was on in the background. The conversation stopped and our hands instinctively searched for the closest thing to lube. I mean, we caught ourselves and avoided a public masturbatory snafu, but it was a close one. Please to enjoy… This video is pretty funny. Guy almost got fired from best buy for making it. …I’m still getting an iPhone though. So I was just introduced to this magical video. Some people recorded their friend tripping on acid and sitting in a closet. They animated what this guys must’ve seen. I want those drugs. Lighthouses Rule! I have a Russian friend named Alex. He makes me laugh. I found a video of his grandmother fighting another old Russian lady. It is terrific. So UFC 113 was like two months ago. I know this. However, I have just not gotten my hands on the walk out video for my friend and yours, Filthy Tom Lawlor. A little background. We were in Montreal for the fights, so what better entrance music than James Brown’s, “Living in America.” Even those living in America Jr. laughed at it. Oh and the hat design is all che Nuckolls. Please to enjoy… p.s. if you look in the back you might just spot a sexy cornerman who’s last name rhymes with chuckles…
This may be the greatest story ever. I’d love to hear the Christians explain this one. Devil perhaps controlling the elements? That has to be it. Just like the earth being 5,000 years old right?
Thanks to Big Will for the heads up on this one. This is hilarious. Just watch. If you look close you can see the guys balls retracting up into his body. Insane. I was sooo excited the other day when I found out that Netflix OnDemand added the first 12 seasons of Southpark to their library of instant viewing. I did a little dance. It was my happy dance that involved some hip gyrating and shimmy shaking. Some of you may have seen it before. Anyways, days later I was still happy until I got a text message from a friend. That text message read: “Just got all the south parks on my ps3. The one damn episode I went to watch you need a dvd for… Super Best Friends… Bush league dude!!” You see the Super Best Friends episode features Jesus, Moses, Buddah, Krishna, Sea Man, Joseph Smith and Muhammed( yes, that muhammed) as a team of Super Best Friends that work together to fight off the magic of David Blaine. Twahhhhhh.. Those flaming pussies at Comedy Central not only censored the recent episode where Muhammed was in a god damn bear costume, but they did not add the episode where THEY ALREADY SHOWED HIM! Let’s be clear. This episode was from like 8 years ago. This episode clearly showed muhammed in cartoon form. No one died or was bombed. Nothing happened. But now American tv can’t show Muhammed because of the riot that occurred in Denmark a few years back. A guy made a comic strip featuring an image of Muhammed. A few people died. It was bad and shows the ignorance of religion and the problems fanaticism can cause. Some of you may be saying or thinking that if it offends them then we shouldn’t do it. We shouldn’t offend anyones race or religion. We should understand and empathize with their beliefs. Fuck that. Your beliefs are just that, your beliefs. They are not facts. Should we restrict the rights of women to get abortions because some lunatic bombs an abortion clinic? Should I not wear leather because an asshole from PITA throws paint on me? Should I have to eat kosher because you have to? No. But for some reason we should listen to the rules and customs of the muslims because they are known to carry out their threats? Bullshit. That’s what terrorism is. It’s getting someone to submit to their demands, beliefs, and rules at the threat of violence. At best the insane beliefs of those around you should be tolerated. You don’t have to accept them. You goddamn well shouldn’t let them control one ounce of your life. We often mention the cliché of “not letting the terrorists win.” Well think about that the next time you have to take your shoes off at the airport or cant bring your snow globe on the plane. Think about that the next time you get that little twinge of fear and unease when you see a middle eastern person. Think about that the next time you hear of a fucking cartoon being censored. Not let them win? Hell we’ve changed our lives in several ways because of them. They’re winning and our pusification is still only in the chrysalis phase. Jesus tap dancing Christ. –mr garrison This is pretty damn awesome. It’s cupcakes being shot out of a cannon at peoples faces…In super slow motion. I really don’t need to elaborate. Ever wonder about the magestic salamander? All the time right? Well me too! Watch this video to learn how an axolotl becomes a salamander. Who isn’t a fan of the amazing thespian Arnold “Hamlet” Schwarzenegger? I know right? Everyone loves him! Well some amazing super fan put together a compilation of his most awesome 160 lines ever. Check it out and try not to do an impression of him tonight. What do you get when you mix baseball bats, watermelons, flame throwers, and water balloons shot in super slow motion? Well you get a little bit of awesome. That’s what. The only thing that could make this cooler is if it was topless women’s boobies bouncing at 1000 frames per second. Once upon a time I had an idea for a bar/restaurant. It was to be my greatest achievement. It was a themed establishment the likes of which the world had never seen. Midgets. Midgets everywhere. LP’s would be the hosts, the hostesses, the servers, bartenders, cooks, and anything else you could possibly imagine. All the tables would be “high tops,” the beers would be served in large, german beer steins, and at all times there would be midge riding on one of those “to scale” train sets that circled my fine establishment. However my dream was never realized. My idea was scoffed at. No one believed in me. Little did I know that on the other side of the globe, in a communist country, my Asian clone existed. A man with the same misunderstood genius as I….
Next time the homeless guy wants to wash your windows, just tip the guy a buck. I don’t know where I have been to not see this awesomeness until today. Don’t worry I slapped the back of my own hand. But without further adieu….. |
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